for rent

You know that mulberry tree that got massacred a few weeks ago? They didn't cut the trunk down--they left the trunk standing. Today we saw the landlords put a FOR RENT sign in the tree--it looks like the massacred tree's for rent, which is strange. But the deep wrongness of it all is perfect for this apartment complex's fucked up-ness. There's an apartment on the second floor with a bunch of dog shit in front of it--it's been like that for at least half a year, from back when the puppy lived here. So they want people to come live here but massacre trees and leave dog shit around and the laundry room's filthy. But yeah, people should come live here!