mad tea party

me:  Are you really hungry?

Ming:  I feel like I've just eaten half a sandwich.

me:  What do you mean?

Ming:  I feel like I've just eaten half a sandwich.

me:  But you just ate a whole sandwich.  But you have two sandwiches.  You must be starving.

Ming:  No, I feel like I've just eaten half a sandwich.

me:  God, I feel like I'm at a tea party again.

Ming:  What tea party?

me:  That's what you said last time!

Ming:  What tea party?

me:  Talking about treacle?  A treacle well?

Ming:  I feel like a door mouse all of a sudden.