the ravens

"Are the birds still mad at me?"

"It's because of your hair--they don't trust you.  It's because you're a hippie.  Goths hate hippies."

"Why?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

"But I'm not a hippie."

"You're a queer death rocker?"

"I did like the music last night."

"Me too!  Let's be queer death rockers."