false advertising

I was making organic mac and cheese from a box for dinner.  I was reading the box as the pasta cooked. 

"It's comfort food you can rely on," it said on the side of the box.  It also said something stupid about kids.  I wonder what percentage of mac and cheese is made for kids. 

But I was thinking about the people who write copy for food boxes and what a sad job that is.  Could I do any better?

The picture on the box showed orange mac and cheese, but it turned out white.  Wtf.