my questions to the thief

Someone stole a broccoli plant out of the ground in our backyard.  It was growing okay.  We were upset.  We noticed yesterday morning before leaving for Berkeley.

my questions to the thief

1.  Why did you take one but not the other?
2.  Why did you steal the big pot too?
3.  Why do you need broccoli so bad?
4.  Why don't you leave us the hell alone?