how our hotel room is sketchy

1.  rule posted at the front desk: no loitering even in lobby

2.  millions of keys on the wall

3.  no clean towels--Ming had to go down an hr after we checked in for towels

4.  weak toilet that half-flushes

5.  100% polyester sheets 

6.  tv remote is connected to the bed's headboard by a metal string

7.  the matress is covered in plastic

8.  matress slips around on the boxspring

9.  everything smells weird 

10.  creaky floor

11.  janky lock

12.  no hot water