cupid cat, Ming the idea, firefly habitat
A cat dug up the fertilizer spike and left it in front of our door.
Oh! Why did it do that?
I don't know.
Maybe it thought we needed fertilizer because we haven't made any babies yet--we need to be more fertile. We should have made babies by now.
Maybe! I guess it's a cupid cat
***
Do you have everything you need?
Yeah.
Water?
No.
You need water! Aren't you a human? I heard humans are 70% water or something.
90%.
Oh, but you're also made of atoms, and atoms are mostly nothing. So maybe you don't need water, because you're mostly nothing. You're mostly an idea.
Uh oh! Mind blowing!
***
Nana lived across the way from a cowfield. The fireflies and mosquitoes loved the cowfield. And a hedgy thing. A big, weird hedgy thing.
Oh! Why did it do that?
I don't know.
Maybe it thought we needed fertilizer because we haven't made any babies yet--we need to be more fertile. We should have made babies by now.
Maybe! I guess it's a cupid cat
***
Do you have everything you need?
Yeah.
Water?
No.
You need water! Aren't you a human? I heard humans are 70% water or something.
90%.
Oh, but you're also made of atoms, and atoms are mostly nothing. So maybe you don't need water, because you're mostly nothing. You're mostly an idea.
Uh oh! Mind blowing!
***
Nana lived across the way from a cowfield. The fireflies and mosquitoes loved the cowfield. And a hedgy thing. A big, weird hedgy thing.
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