sacrifice

Reason #2587 for not having children.

Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son."
Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on."
God say, "No." Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want, Abe, but
The next time you see me comin', you better run."
Well, Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done?"
God says, "Out on Highway 61."