Heffalump

This morning Ming and I were attempting communication and failing.  I said, "Talking to you is like..."

"Yes?" he asked.

"It's like that scene in Winnie the Pooh where he and Piglet are walking around and around in circles trying to get away from that animal.  They keep seeing its tracks, but it's actually their own tracks.  I think it was called a Hufflepuff."

"That's actually one of the houses in Harry Potter," he said.