a joke and two walks
I found three quarters on the bed and gave them to Erik. If you're trying to pay me for sex, it's going to cost a lot more than this. But all his money is mine, so he couldn't pay me in money.
Yesterday on our walk down Professional, I found a card of trivia from a Star Trek game in the gutter and asked Erik all the questions. He got them all right except the last one. Then I stuck the card in a twining vine.
On our walk today, the Professional sign blew in the wind, which felt dangerous. I said it would be a horrible way to die, decapitated by the Professional sign. Decapitated by capitalism. It's dentistry row over there, with some day spas thrown in. And the oral surgeon with such a high-class waiting room where I got my wisdom teeth out for a thousand bucks last year.
Anyway, the trivia card was still stuck in the vine, and we were surprised. Maybe it fell and someone like me put it back in.
Yesterday on our walk down Professional, I found a card of trivia from a Star Trek game in the gutter and asked Erik all the questions. He got them all right except the last one. Then I stuck the card in a twining vine.
On our walk today, the Professional sign blew in the wind, which felt dangerous. I said it would be a horrible way to die, decapitated by the Professional sign. Decapitated by capitalism. It's dentistry row over there, with some day spas thrown in. And the oral surgeon with such a high-class waiting room where I got my wisdom teeth out for a thousand bucks last year.
Anyway, the trivia card was still stuck in the vine, and we were surprised. Maybe it fell and someone like me put it back in.
posted by Laura-Marie @ 4:54 PM
2 Comments:
At March 27, 2006 9:00 PM,
redbird said…
I love this account. "Decapitated by capitalism"--wow! And the card lifted out of the gutter and put in the vine. I want to be asked the Star Trek trivia questions! You've kept all your wisdom though your teeth were pulled. What do oral surgeons do with wisdom teeth, anyway? I mean after they are out? Is it just a lot of tooth dust or fragments--or full teeth? Do you think dentist types have to sleep on very broad pillows to accomodate all those fairy-money making teeth?
At April 23, 2006 11:44 PM,
Laura-Marie said…
If they're impacted, they're fragments, but if they grew in, they're whole. But my three I got out were impacted, and the one I didn't get out was not pulled. Not impacted. I am way too tired to try to explain anything. What I mean to say is, they won't give them to you! They're biohazards! And no, they do not put biohazards under their pillows, you silly redbird!
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