bad restaurant names

Erik and I long ago had a conversation about bad restaurant names. My favorite we came up with is Crab Crisis, and we've mentioned it often throughout the years. Yesterday Erik came up with a new one--The Golden Anus. And one of its dishes is BBQ Jello with Sauteed Multivitamins. Oh, the things we think of to entertain ourselves during April, the cruelest month for standardized test scoring.