Sanskrit hat fantasy

I'm at our favorite cafe eating tater tots and drinking jasmine kombucha.  I feel really glad to be here.  Trying to count my blessings and adjust to coastal life.  I bought a book on meditation yesterday.  Maybe I'll meditate this summer.

I want a Sanskrit hat.  Ming looked online for me and nothing matched what I want.  The hats were baseballs caps, mostly.  I want a different kind of hat.  A gay hat.  With Sanskrit on it.

So I'm thinking of becoming a seamstress just so I can make this hat I saw once on a Hare Krishna in LA.  It was blue with white Sanskrit.  Wish me luck.